EDIT: All right, whatever I’ve got isn’t going without a fight. I WILL try to get something up tomorrow night. If it’s not up by then, forget it, I’m just going to start drinking Benadryl with a straw and get something up on Monday.
All right, Chapter 2! Now with larger page sizes and hot butterfly-on-kitten-nose action! We’re really getting someplace. And look at my pretty new award! This is mine now! Thanks again to everyone who voted!